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  1. CFMINI

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    #361 CFMINI, Jan 28, 2014
    If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

    Steven Wright
     
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    #362 Friskie, Jan 29, 2014
    It's sad when a magician needs to sneeze but he can't get his hankie out because it's too damn long.
     
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    #363 Nathan, Jan 29, 2014
    I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
     
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    #364 teresa wood, Jan 29, 2014
    I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
     
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    #365 eMINIparts, Jan 29, 2014
    Rabbits foot is good luck....But a rabbit with a stump is not so lucky
     
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    #366 AliceCooper, Jan 29, 2014
    You ever notice people driving slower than you are idiots and people driving faster than you are maniacs ??
    George Carlin
     
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    #367 Dave.0, Jan 29, 2014
    Saying of the day: The F56 is a great looking car. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #368 Crashton, Jan 29, 2014
    The F'n56 has soul.... :crazy::crazy::crazy:
     
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    #369 Firebro17, Jan 29, 2014
    So, I was looking for my keys this morning and found em in the first place I looked...
     
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    #370 ScottinBend, Jan 29, 2014
    An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
     
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    #371 Friskie, Jan 29, 2014
    That's really clever 'cause I always find stuff in the last place I look.
     
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    #372 CFMINI, Jan 30, 2014
    Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
     
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    #373 Nathan, Jan 30, 2014
    I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
     
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    #374 ScottinBend, Feb 1, 2014
    I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
     
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    #375 Nathan, Feb 1, 2014
    If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.
     
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    #376 Friskie, Feb 1, 2014
    The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
     
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    #377 SooperCooperInfo, Feb 1, 2014
    When in doubt do the right thing.
     
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    #378 CFMINI, Feb 1, 2014
    Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy.
     
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    #379 Firebro17, Feb 1, 2014
    A dentist friend if mine married a manicurist and they fought tooth and nail.
     
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    #380 CFMINI, Feb 2, 2014
    Balderdash, a rapidly receding hairline.
     
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