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  1. Nathan

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    #381 Nathan, Feb 2, 2014
    My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7O91GDWGPU]Rossini: William Tell Overture: Final - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    #382 whaap, Feb 2, 2014
    "When over half the people in the obituary section of your newspaper are younger than you are, you no longer think of yourself as invincible" - me.
     
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    #383 DneprDave, Feb 2, 2014
    Hi Ho Silver!
     
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    #384 ScottinBend, Feb 2, 2014
    A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
     
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    #385 CFMINI, Feb 2, 2014
    Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids!
     
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    #386 Friskie, Feb 2, 2014
    I'll never need a shrink as long as my friends keep telling me what's wrong with me for free.
     
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    #387 Dave.0, Feb 2, 2014
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    Eli Manning is not the only Manning that sucks in NY.
     
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    #388 eMINIparts, Feb 3, 2014
    You can't buy common sense.....Or sell it for that matter...
     
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    #389 CFMINI, Feb 3, 2014
    I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.
     
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    #390 ScottinBend, Feb 3, 2014
    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing :

    either the car is new or the wife.
     
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    #391 CFMINI, Feb 5, 2014
    Circumvent, the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
     
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    #392 Nathan, Feb 5, 2014
    Never turn your back on a charging turtle.
     
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    #393 ScottinBend, Feb 5, 2014
    I started out with nothing, and I have most of it left.
     
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    #394 Friskie, Feb 5, 2014
    As my memory begins to fail me I'm thinking of changing all my passwords to 'incorrect' so that when I try and fail to enter my password the screen will tell me "Your Password Is Incorrect".
     
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    #395 Dave.0, Feb 6, 2014
    That's Awesome ^^^^

    A friend of mine uses the same answer for all the PW challenge questions. iforget
     
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    #396 Nathan, Feb 6, 2014
    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
     
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    #397 Dave.0, Feb 6, 2014
    Just because someone watches MMA on TV does not mean they can fight like an MMA fighter.
     
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    #398 eMINIparts, Feb 6, 2014
    But if you buy the shirt and have the bumper sticker and watch it on Pay-Per view ...THEN does it mean they can?
     
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    #399 Dave.0, Feb 6, 2014
    Nope! Just like little Italian kids that think Rocky was real.
     
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    #400 Crashton, Feb 6, 2014
    He wasn't??? :confused5:
     
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