Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Living on Earth may be expensive... but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

 

Four things that get men into trouble:
1: Doing something.
2: Not doing something.
3: Thinking about doing something.
4: Not thinking about doing something.

 

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 

If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn't have a problem with forest fires

 

And 600,000 people would not loose power for 5+ days from trees falling on all the power lines.

 

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 

It would take care of a lot of the poison ivy problem too. (Poison Ivy grows at the edge of shade. I once suggested just that thing to a forest ranger up at Lake Itasca and got a hard stare for my trouble.)

 

:cornut: I must be a mushroom because all they do is feed me scheise(feces) and keep me in the dark.:crazy:

Jason

 

Man says to his wife - I'm now the unofficial expert on all sexual matters at my company.

Wife says - Really? How did that happen?

Man says - My boss said to me - The next time I want your f***ing advice, I'll ask for it!!

 

Only trust people that like big butts...They cannot lie.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU]Sir Mix-A-Lot - I like big butts ( Official Music Video ) - YouTube[/ame]

 

Nathan report to HR for sensitivity training. :lol:

 

:cornut: I've been doing so much with so little for so long that I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever.:crazy:

Jason

 

I tell my manager that in every review.

My other one for people needing things done quickly.

Your lack of procedural competence and poor product management does not constitute an urgent situation on my end. :nonod:

Your task will get done just like all the others that followed the known procedures for this type of request.

 

:cornut: A Col to a 2nd Lt. "The difficult will be done immediately. The impossible will take only just a little longer."

Jason

 

Break through in grey room! (had one yesterday).

 

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

 

Women are like bacon, they look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men.