When I'd go on those EMS calls where the family was totally outa control, I'd sometimes have to tell 'em "Look, please relax... Your emergency is not my crisis!
My time machine broke down two weeks from tomorrow, the mechanic says it'll be fixed by last Wednesday!
:cornut: Young soldier to Army Medic. " But Doc, she couldn't have had gonorrhea , she was sooo good looking. You idiot, disease doesn't care what you look like and in the future, wrap that rascal." Jason
:cornut: Captain to newly arrived soldiers in country. " Gentlemen if you must go down town, Miss Sally's rent a face is right outside the front gate.":yikes::lol: Jason