Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

I was born to live, not please everyone.

 

When you become senile, you won’t know it.

 

You'll tell me when I get old and goofy?

Of course, you got old and goofy 12 years ago.

 

FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.

 

But you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

 

One day when I'm dead and gone, so will everyone else I'm tired of dealing with.

 

And when you watch a movie, It's like the first time.....Every time!!!!!!:biggrin5:

 

And if you can keep the package in shape... the gifts keep... coming!

 

When you spin both feet in.

 

Good Morning, I'm looking for an argument. Argument, this is abuse... You'll have to look down the hall.

 

Being an atheist; it's sorta like being the only sober person in the car and no one will let you drive.

 

Often said to clients; You can have it fast, you can have it cheap OR you can have it good. Pick two.

Also; Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Remember; Chaos = Cash

 

No one minds laughter in the bedroom ... as long as there's no pointing.

 

^^^^^^
good one!

 

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad
judgment.

 

"Kinky is using a feather--Perverted is using the whole chicken."