Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food.
I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.

 

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

Don’t forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems.

 

Cleavage – is an art of being naked so that you’re still dressed up.

 

There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion

 

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

 

You can only be young once. But you can ALWAYS be immature! (Dave Barry)

 

Noted:wink:

 

:cornut: Young Adjutant to Stonewall Jackson after the battle of 2nd Manassas(Bull Run to northern types). "General we're celebrating your great victory. Would you take a glass of whiskey with us? No gentlemen thank you but no thank you. Sir why not? Well gentlemen, I'm afraid that I might like it."(true story)

Jason

 

Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.

 

The difference between a fairy tale and a war story. Fairy tale starts out "once upon a time". A war story starts out "no s#*t there I was knee deep in hand grenade pins".

 

The more you plan, the less you have time to enjoy the life itself.

 

The difference between a fairy tale/war story and a sea story is, a sea story always begins with: "This ain't no s##t...".

 

:cornut: If your nose runs and your feet smell then you're upside down.

Jason

 

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I had that sign in my cube when I worked in an office. :lol::lol::lol:

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

Two comments that hastens a copilot's advancement to the left seat: 1. Nice landing captain. 2. I'll take the fat one.