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    It's so flat were I come from you can watch your dog run away for a couple of days...
     
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    "Does anyone know if the Driving Assistant (including camera) standard with cruise control? ..or is it part of the headsup package? Does the camera read the speed limit signs?"

    This is an honest question, copied and pasted, about possible features to be available on the F56. Is this a portend of the death of society as we know it?
     
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    They say that nobody dies in their sleep, they always wake up screaming or gasping for air...

    Not exactly true, my grandpa died perfectly in his sleep. The 4 other people in the car where screaming to wake him up...
     
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    "Hey BooBoo, let's go get a picnic basket" - Yogi Bear
     
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    Even worse is Vu Ja Da. It's that horrible feeling you get when you wonder where the heck you are and who are all these people.
     
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    Congressman Joe Barton of Texas
    Barton is the House author of the Energy Policy Act of 2006 and Chairman of the House-Senate energy conference committee.
     
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    "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." Mark Twain
     
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    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
     
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    :cornut: Will Rodgers-" We pay for a lot of Government. Thank God that we don't get all of the Government that we pay for.":Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
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    Smile and life will kick your teeth out!
     
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    Only in math can we buy 60 cantelopes and no one asks; "What the hell'd you do that for?"
     
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    If my math teacher would have told me, that if I would pay attention in class, it would improve my scores in sniper school, I might not have failed the class. :D
     
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    There's no replacement for displacement.

    We know that's not true it's how you use your horsepower that counts! MINI
     
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    I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
     
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    General Barnard Bee at 1st Manassas," General Jackson they are driving us back!"

    General Jackson," Well sir then we shall give them the cold steel(also reported as the bayonet )!"

    Jason
     
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    :cornut: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you.:Thumbsup:

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    One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
     

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