Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams
up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

 

Sounds like you have seen our crew driving home from the Dragon. :lol::lol::lol:

 

This is not Burger King! You do not get it YOUR way. You take it MY way or YOU DON'T GET THE DAMN THING!:biggrin5:

 

Some things about being a guy that make life convenient:
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

 

I feel like Tampax – at a good place, but wrong time…:devil:

 

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

 

I'm younger than everybody my age. -- She who puts up with me.

 

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way Dad told you in the first place.

 

Relief: No Confusion in the mind when your body has the basic desire to choke the living daylights out of the idiot in the MAXI, who try to run your MINI over.

 

Thank you, Scott.

 

One of several reasons men are just happier:
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife any where any time.

 

:cornut: 2 other reasons: We never have to grow up and we get to play with toys through our entire life.

Jason

 

I may grow old but I will never grow up......

Get off my lawn! :cornut:

 

:cornut: Rome declined because it had a Senate. Now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? (Will Rodgers)

Jason

 

Buckle up!!! shut up!!! hang on!!!!! By the way, did I say please? and Thank you?

 

Oh S__t!!!

 

"I screw up things I don't like to do so your mom won't ask me to do them again."
- my dad on just about every house project

 

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