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  1. minirab

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    #561 minirab, Feb 28, 2014
    Is that you Susie Creamcheese?
     
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    #562 ScottinBend, Feb 28, 2014
    I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
     
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    #563 Dave.0, Feb 28, 2014
    The worlds stupidest question is, "Would you like a fresh donut?"
     
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    #564 teresa wood, Feb 28, 2014
    Hey you're funny! But looks aren't everything! (I say that a lot!!!):biggrin5:
     
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    #565 Dave.0, Mar 1, 2014
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    One of my best sayings "I hear what you are saying but I still don't care"
     
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    #566 Jason Montague, Mar 1, 2014
    :cornut: Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice Doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rodgers:Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
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    #567 DryMartini, Mar 1, 2014
    I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. -- W.C. Fields
     
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    #568 Friskie, Mar 1, 2014
    A shepherd once asked me to count his 38 sheep then round them up. So, I did and told him there were 40.
     
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    #569 ScottinBend, Mar 1, 2014
    Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
     
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    #570 teresa wood, Mar 1, 2014
    Why don't you use your head for something other than a hat rack?
     
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    #571 Jason Montague, Mar 1, 2014
    :cornut: Gentlemen lets think with the head between our shoulders and not the other one. :yikes::yikes::yikes::Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
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    #572 CFMINI, Mar 2, 2014
    My reality check just bounced!!
     
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    #573 Dave.0, Mar 2, 2014
    Are we drinking happily, or with women?
     
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    #574 ScottinBend, Mar 2, 2014
    If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
     
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    #575 Jason Montague, Mar 2, 2014
    :cornut: I have always noticed that people will not laugh at anything that is not based on truth.:Thumbsup: Will Rodgers

    Jason
     
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    #576 eMINIparts, Mar 3, 2014
    Tell me where you are and I will come find you
     
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    #577 Jason Montague, Mar 3, 2014
    :cornut: The main difference between the Boy Scouts and the Green Berets is that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.:yikes::yikes::lol::lol::lol::Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
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    #578 ScottinBend, Mar 3, 2014
    Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power.

    Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
     
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    #579 DryMartini, Mar 4, 2014
    Women marry men hoping to change them. Men marry women hoping they won't change. Both will be disappointed.
     
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    #580 CFMINI, Mar 5, 2014
    There are two kinds of drivers - those who make dust and those who eat it.
     
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