Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

People who live in areas with 1 billion below windchill and snow up to your chin hairs. Like where I live...

 

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

 

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish...

 

How fast can you afford to go?

 

If you want to hide your face, go out naked.

 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

It's the least I can do. (And never let it be said I didn't do the least I can do.)

 

I am not really drunk, you are just too sober.

 

There are old pilots, there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots.

 

"I am amazed at the total lack of beautiful young women dressed in sheer negligees on the beach after ten o'clock at night."
Mason Williams

 

The dog did it!

 

Everyone is a tough guy on the Internet when they can hide behind a keyboard.

 

I hate it when I'm full and I'm not done eating.

 

Light travels faster than sound... That's why some people seem so bright until you hear them speak!

 

Here.... Let me grab that check....

Ohhhhh..... This one must be yours...

 

A balanced diet means a donut in each hand.

 

Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

 

Sorry you need a license to wear spandex.