Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

There are three kinds of people in the world: Fools, damn fools and the other guy won't show himself.

 

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

 

:cornut: Speaking of the bug; the last thing to pass through his mind before he died was his arse.:yikes::yikes:

Jason

 

"Divorce lawyers - God's way of telling you to stay single."
Lennie Briscoe

 

A small camp fire will keep you warm, but a huge fire with Sterno and Meth will be cooler. :devil::idea::mad5::lol:

 

I've got my sh#t together, I just can't lift it.

 

Not a funny saying, but this does make a funny statement to receiver.

poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

What was the address for MC2 headquarters? again? :devil::ihih::devil::ihih::devil:

 

MC2 MINI Magazine
4640 Chico Way
Bremerton, WA 98312

 

^^^^ Excellent :devil:

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

 

^^^^^^^^^
The FBI should be so lucky!

 

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

 

Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

 

The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.

 

If winning is not everything, than you are a loser.

 

Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.