Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

I still working on that in public part. :crazy::eek6::lol:

 

Politics is the most "promising" of all careers.

 

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop

 

Impotence: nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".

 

You don’t notice the air, until someone spoils it.

 

I just ran five miles... And what a workout, I thought that ice cream truck would never stop!

 

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

 

Time was when Uncle Sam lived within his own income ... and without ours.

 

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

 

:cornut: When I die, I want it to be peacefully during sleep and not screaming hysterically like the passengers in his car. (Will Rodgers)

Jason

 

Just because you can buy parts for your car does not always mean your are qualified to install them.

YouTube and the Internet does not make anyone a mechanic.

 

I guess I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still young enough to do it anyway!

 

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

 

:cornut: For Sale: 1000 Italian WWII Army Rifles. Never fired and only dropped once. Now only 999 rifles. 1 was sold to Lee Harvey Oswald in the early 1960's.

Jason

 

Overheard at the bar at happy hour:

"If she really loved me like she said, then why did she marry me?"

 

Anything you feed a rat will give it cancer.

 

:cornut:...........................which they seem to thrive on.:lol::lol::lol:

Jason

 

Then I say we feed Congress all they can eat!