In lieu of the upcoming holiday! As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I'm going to punch someone.
If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward. About Face! If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward. (a brand new 2Lt) Jason
Most people say that, between the cars, beer, and cheap women, I live from paycheck to paycheck... What they really don't know is, I actually live from paycheck to four days before paycheck.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still making payments."
Not a funny saying but still funny. Younger son said "hay dad sense your car is missing the hood scoop it reminds me of Mickel Jackson, they both missing their nose" Funny kid
Little boy asks his momma where babies come from. A little embarrassed she says to ask his father. Little boy: "But momma, I don't want to know that much about it."