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  1. Jason Montague

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    #621 Jason Montague, Mar 15, 2014
    :cornut:..................and the White House.:Thumbsup:

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    #622 ScottinBend, Mar 16, 2014
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
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    #623 TG., Mar 16, 2014
    On a similar thought: "only the fool does not change his mind"
     
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    #624 Friskie, Mar 16, 2014
    Never get into an argument with someone stupider than you.
     
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    #625 CFMINI, Mar 16, 2014
    All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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    #626 teresa wood, Mar 16, 2014
    In lieu of the upcoming holiday!

    As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I'm going to punch someone.
     
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    #627 Jason Montague, Mar 16, 2014
    If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward.

    About Face!

    If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward.


    (a brand new 2Lt)

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    #628 teresa wood, Mar 17, 2014
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
     
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    #629 ScottinBend, Mar 17, 2014
    You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
     
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    #630 CFMINI, Mar 17, 2014
    Whats another word for Thesaurus?

    Steven Wright
     
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    #631 Firebro17, Mar 17, 2014
    Raisin cookies that are disguised as chocolate chip are the main reason I've got trust issues.
     
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    #632 TheModFather, Mar 18, 2014
    Most people say that, between the cars, beer, and cheap women, I live from paycheck to paycheck...

    What they really don't know is, I actually live from paycheck to four days before paycheck. :)
     
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    #633 teresa wood, Mar 18, 2014
    never, under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
     
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    #634 ScottinBend, Mar 18, 2014
    Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
     
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    #635 CFMINI, Mar 19, 2014
    A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
     
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    #636 TheModFather, Mar 19, 2014
    What I lack in good looks and charm, is made up for by my ability to kick your boyfriends ***!
     
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    #637 Nathan, Mar 19, 2014
    The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
     
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    #638 ScottinBend, Mar 19, 2014
    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

    Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still making payments."
     
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    #639 MCS02, Mar 19, 2014
    Not a funny saying but still funny.
    Younger son said "hay dad sense your car is missing the hood scoop it reminds me of Mickel Jackson, they both missing their nose"
    Funny kid
     
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    #640 Friskie, Mar 19, 2014
    Little boy asks his momma where babies come from. A little embarrassed she says to ask his father.
    Little boy: "But momma, I don't want to know that much about it."
     
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