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  1. teresa wood

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    #641 teresa wood, Mar 19, 2014
    A good man can cause you to feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world....oh sorry that's wine....wine does that.
     
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    #642 Firebro17, Mar 19, 2014
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary, from time to time, to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
     
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    #643 ScottinBend, Mar 20, 2014
    With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
     
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    #644 Firebro17, Mar 20, 2014
    Oh, I see you've got a baby on board... I'll just run into the back of the car next to you then!
     
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    #645 teresa wood, Mar 20, 2014
    My theory is that all Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
     
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    #646 Firebro17, Mar 20, 2014
    What if air is actually poisonous and it really just takes 80 years to kill us...

    Keaneu Reeves - Bill and Ted
     
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    #647 SheGo, Mar 21, 2014
    What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
     
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    #648 Friskie, Mar 21, 2014
    Stop breathing and live forever!
     
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    #649 Dave.0, Mar 21, 2014
    Some stupid people just need a high five to the face with a closed fist.
     
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    #650 Nathan, Mar 21, 2014
    Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
     
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    #651 CFMINI, Mar 21, 2014
    Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.
     
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    #652 DryMartini, Mar 21, 2014
    Practice safe dining. Use condiments.
     
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    #653 ScottinBend, Mar 21, 2014
    You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...

    I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
     
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    #654 Dave.0, Mar 21, 2014
    "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays."
     
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    #655 teresa wood, Mar 21, 2014
    Dear Monday, I think we should start seeing other days. Quite frankly, it is just not working out. It's not me, it's you.
     
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    #656 CFMINI, Mar 21, 2014
    If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
     
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    #657 ScottinBend, Mar 22, 2014
    Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination what so ever.
     
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    #658 Friskie, Mar 22, 2014
    There was a man upon the stair.
    But when I looked he was not there.
    He was not there again today.
    Oh, I wish he'd go away.
     
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    #659 Friskie, Mar 22, 2014
    "There was an awkward moment recently when a Zombie was looking for brains and it walked right past me." - Some other guy
     
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    #660 CFMINI, Mar 22, 2014
    I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

    Steven Wright
     
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