Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

It's only speeding if you get caught. :ihih::devil:

 

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Steven Wright

 

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

 

Sooo, if I keep opening this thread expecting something different then...?

 

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time......

 

Never be in a situation where you run out of airspeed, altitude and ideas all at the same time.

 

I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea...I'd rather be their shot of tequila, anyway, with a beer back.:beer

 

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

For the last time, I did not text you!
The Jack Daniel's did!

 

The road to success is always under construction.

 

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

 

When you’re swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that’s a moray!

 

girls rule, boys drool.:biggrin5:

 

Just because something bad happened it is not always my fault. :devil:

 

Yup at the Dragon that's said every night as we open our first beers.

Ok we sometimes start around 4 or 3 or 2 PM.:lol:

 

^^ya know it's always 5 o'clock somewhere... :beer

 

What ever it is that somebody did that you didn't want done, I didn't do it.

 

They new MINI S has a hood scoop that's why its cool.