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  1. teresa wood

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    I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka.....and have a party.
     
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    If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

    George Bernard Shaw
     
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    If Satan ever goes bald, there'll be hell toupee.
     
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    Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
     
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    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
     
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    Vu Jada. That weird feeling you get when you wonder where the heck am I and who are all these people.
     
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    Husband opens his wife's closet door to find a naked man standing in there.
    Husband: What are you doing in my wife's closet?
    Man: Everybody has to be someplace!
     
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    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
     
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    ^^^we need a groan button ...:D
     
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    The difference between your spouse and your dog:

    You can lock your dog in the trunk of your car, come back in two hours and it'll be glad to see you.
     
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    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
     
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    Do I want to like Scott's ^^^^^^, perhaps, maybe or just NO!

    A bit to morbid and close to home this month. :(

    Try again, ScottinBend....

    Don
     
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    Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home.
     
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    Sooo, usn's who don't facebook just borned and turned loose in a hedgerow with no place to run from I recon.
     
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    I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
    In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
     
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    If it ain't broke don't fix it.
     
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    Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
     
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    I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
     
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    Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
     
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