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  1. ScottinBend

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    According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just............

    grateful.
     
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    What if C A T spelled DOG?..
     
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    The F56 looks better in person...... :p
     
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    to Stevie Wonder :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Or Ray Charles
     
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    A dyslexic agnostic I know truly wonders if there really is a dog.
     
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    I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die on Monday.
     
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    I was going to make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.
     
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    We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
     
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