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  1. Nathan

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    #721 Nathan, Apr 2, 2014
    When someone types "ROLF" I always imagine Scooby-Do trying to say "waffle".
     
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    #722 DneprDave, Apr 2, 2014
    My wife grew up in the Soviet Union, she said that they used to say that at her workplace!:biggrin5:

    Dave
     
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    #723 Friskie, Apr 2, 2014
    Marriage, from a guy's point of view, is like war and you even get to sleep with the enemy.
     
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    #724 ScottinBend, Apr 2, 2014
    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
     
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    #725 Nathan, Apr 2, 2014
    It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
     
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    #726 teresa wood, Apr 2, 2014
    Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason then you need medicine.
     
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    #727 CFMINI, Apr 3, 2014
    When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
     
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    #728 Firebro17, Apr 3, 2014
    It really ticks me off that the idiots out there are breathing my air.
     
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    #729 TheModFather, Apr 3, 2014
    Dont be a fool, you cant learn this crap in school!
     
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    #730 Dave.0, Apr 3, 2014
    Life is when the REAL learning begins.
     
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    #731 TheModFather, Apr 3, 2014
    Today, I quit drinking....

    Then polished off a 6 pack to celebrate! :)
     
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    #732 Friskie, Apr 3, 2014
    You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
     
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    #733 Firebro17, Apr 3, 2014
    I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
     
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    #734 teresa wood, Apr 3, 2014
    I have finally been diagnosed...!!! I have a serious condition known as AWESOMENESS but don't worry, none of you can get it because...it's not contagious.
     
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    #735 mtnmini, Apr 4, 2014
    If you don't do it to it when you get to it to do it to it you'll never get to it to do it to it again
     
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    #736 CFMINI, Apr 4, 2014
    I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
     
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    #737 Nathan, Apr 4, 2014
    The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
     
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    #738 VariableR58, Apr 4, 2014
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    What Does a Balloon and A Virgin have in common?

    One Prick,, All Gone....:ihih:

    Redd Foxx....
     
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    #739 VariableR58, Apr 4, 2014
    Sir,, Do you want this Pizza cut for 8 slices or 4 ?

    4 , Cause I don't think I can Eat 8.... Yogi Berra
     
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    #740 ScottinBend, Apr 4, 2014
    You can't buy happiness, but you can buy horsepower and it's kind of the same thing.....
     
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