Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Sorry ..Wait what?

 

Bad data in = Bad data output

 

Pardon me, what time is the midnight buffet?
(Actually heard on a cruise ship)

 

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

 

"That old saw about the early bird just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."

"Progress doesn't come from early risers - progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things."

 

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Go Figure..... :frown2:

 

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

 

You can't soar with the eagles in the morning if you've run with the turkeys all night.

 

The glass half full or empty... It's to dam big!

 

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

 

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

 

Never say never, never say always my mother always said..

 

don't jump in the pool, you might get wet...

 

This gene pool has a serious leak....

 

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.

 

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you

 

In an accident, first you say it... then you do it!

 

Winners, Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.


Mistakes, It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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