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  1. Firebro17

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    #781 Firebro17, Apr 11, 2014
    Pull out? That doesn't sound manly to me... I say leave it in there and let's get the job done!
    George Carlin
     
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    On the tattoo: NO RAGRETS.......not even a single letter.
     
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    #783 TheModFather, Apr 12, 2014
    When in Mexico:
    You might be ok taking chances with the water, but NEVER trust their condoms! ;)
     
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    #784 minirab, Apr 12, 2014
    That spells TROUBLE!
     
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    #785 teresa wood, Apr 12, 2014
    When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body..... now what?"
     
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    #786 ScottinBend, Apr 13, 2014
    For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
     
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    #787 Dave.0, Apr 13, 2014
    "Honey, I am just going outside to wash my car"

    4 hours later she is ....:mad::incazzato::mad5:
     
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    #788 Nathan, Apr 13, 2014
    Bull riding is one of those sports that got started by "watch this, hold my beer.".
     
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    #789 teresa wood, Apr 13, 2014
    The Older I get, the More Everyone Can Kiss My :arf:
     
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    #790 Metalman, Apr 13, 2014
    Yeti?
     
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    #791 Firebro17, Apr 13, 2014
    Biology - The only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
     
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    #792 Nathan, Apr 14, 2014
    The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
     
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    #793 ScottinBend, Apr 14, 2014
    Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
     
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    #794 Dave.0, Apr 14, 2014
    But alcohol turn 9PM "7's" into 2AM "10's". :rolleyes::ihih::lol:
     
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    #795 teresa wood, Apr 14, 2014
    Don't yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it's much scarier.
     
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    #796 Firebro17, Apr 14, 2014
    It's 10pm 2s into 2am 10s Dave.... Sheesh.
     
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    #797 MCS02, Apr 15, 2014
    Fuzzy math!:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #798 Dave.0, Apr 15, 2014
    Either way you wake up with UGLY.
     
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    #799 MCS02, Apr 15, 2014
    Beauty is skin deep but ugly is down to the bone!
     
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    #800 Friskie, Apr 15, 2014
    Lady Astor: "Winston, you are drunk!"
    Winston: "Lady Astor, you are ugly but in the morning I shall be sober."
     
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