Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

 

I just read this.... "A yawn is a silent scream for coffee"... Then I yawned.

 

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes: there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
--Henry Kissinger

 

As they say in east Texas; "Y'all can't get the water to clear up, till ya get the turd out'a the creek."

 

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

 

I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.

 

There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not. :ihih::lol:

 

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

But if you smoke during sex... Well you are just lollygagin!

 

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

 

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

 

You can't fix stupid but duct tape will muffle the sound.
(think this is a repeat but it is apropos.)

 

Don't let your incompetence superceed your intelligence.

The best proof of intelligent life in space is that they have never tried to contact us.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have a film.

Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.

Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.
--Will Rogers

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong

 

Dave.O claims to have a job but shows no evidence of such.

 

Working from home everyday and having one machine VPN connected to the company's network and one machine that is not has its advantages. :devil:

 

Wish I could work from home... Moving around 30,000 pounds of concrete by myself could pose a small problem though.

 

If somebody yells RUN, don't ask why.