Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Don't buy what you don't want because it's cheap.

 

If I had anything useful, hopeful or intelligent to say, don't you think I would have done it by now? (Applicable to any number of politicians.)

 

Déjà Moo - The feeling you get when you've experienced that bull**** before.

 

Golf is a sport where the ball may lie poorly, but the player may lie quite well...

 

I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet and sawdust bedding. No wait, Hamsters, I hate hamsters.

 

My girlfriend told me I was starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman.....what a joker.

 

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal!

 

I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.

 

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so why not get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!

 

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: "it's not working. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to my Mom's place." I open the fridge. The light came on, the beer was cold... what the hell is she talking about?

 

The office of Vice President is not worth a bucket of warm spit. -- John Nance Garner (very applicable yet today)

 

Ignorance has brought me much more happiness than knowledge.

 

People who think they know everything annoy the hell out us people who do.

 

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

 

The knack of successful flying is being able to use the same equipment at least one more time.

 

It's not the fall that kills ya, it's the sudden stop.

Dave