Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

 

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

 

It's also great because you already know the results when someone else is about to make the same mistake.

This allows you to tell others "hey watch this guy try and...." :lol:

 

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

 

A good friend is there to offer a shoulder when you need to cry. A best friend is there with the shovel to beat the $@?£¥€ out of whoever it is that made you cry.

 

Friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies.

 

The people who bake the cake are usually not the same ones that eat it.

 

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
-- Vernon Sanders Law

 

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday

 

This is supposed to be FUNNY sayings! That almost fringes upon the depressing - if you're an old guy.

 

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

 

Little Wile E. Coyotes.

 

After a new building is done, why aren't they called builts?

 

"Your Mon is so easy she is rated "E" everyone." :lol:

 

Let's eat grandpa.
Let's eat, grandpa.
Correct pronunciation can save a person's life.