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  1. DryMartini

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    #861 DryMartini, Apr 28, 2014
    I want to live in Theory. Because everything works in Theory.
    -- Satch Carlson
     
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    #862 minirab, Apr 28, 2014


    I bet there is not too many people under the age of sixty who knows who
    Satch Carson is.
     
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    #863 minirab, Apr 28, 2014
    My spelling mistake, Carlson not Carson. Sorry.
     
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    #864 Friskie, Apr 28, 2014
    How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
     
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    #865 ScottinBend, Apr 28, 2014
    Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for the NSA.
     
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    #866 Friskie, Apr 28, 2014
    If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way you were told to in the first place.

    Corollary: Dammit! You did it just like I told you to.
     
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    #867 mrntd, Apr 29, 2014
    If they are so afraid of our guns they should stop doing things that makes us want to shoot them.
     
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    #868 ScottinBend, Apr 29, 2014
    If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
     
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    #869 ccain, Apr 29, 2014
    "If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room."
     
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    #870 Friskie, May 1, 2014
    If at first you don't succeed - destroy all evidence that you tried.
     
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    #871 ScottinBend, May 4, 2014
    To do is to be [Descartes].
    To be is to do [Voltaire].
    Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
     
  12. Friskie

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    #872 Friskie, May 4, 2014
    From the two greatest philosophers of the early 20th century:
    "There's a sucker born every minute." P. T. Barnum
    "Never give a sucker an even break." W. C. Fields
     
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    #873 DneprDave, May 4, 2014
    Was it Descartes who said, "I am what I am."?

    No, that was Popeye the sailor.
     
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    #874 TheModFather, May 5, 2014
    What happens in Nashville stays in Nashville... Loosing your phone has A LOT to do with that!
     
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    #875 Friskie, May 6, 2014
    Which came first, the chicken salad sandwich or the egg salad sandwich?
     
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    #876 DneprDave, May 6, 2014
    Neither, it was the tuna salad sandwich that was first!

    Dave
     
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    #877 Dave.0, May 6, 2014
    Just because you have a GPII does not mean you are a good driver.

    Dragon 1 GPII 0
     
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    #878 Friskie, May 8, 2014
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    If you can't eat it or play with it,
    Pee on it and walk away
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    #879 ScottinBend, May 8, 2014
    I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to.

    But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
     
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    #880 Friskie, May 8, 2014
    Takes a lot more gas to go North too. Gravity is he!! on mileage. I always lay my maps flat on a table.
     
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