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  1. TheModFather

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    #901 TheModFather, May 20, 2014
    On that note...

    This has been on my garage wall since I was born!

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    #902 teresa wood, May 20, 2014
    If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
     
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    #903 ScottinBend, May 21, 2014
    I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
     
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    #904 Friskie, May 21, 2014
    "I like children, yes I do.
    Fried, baked or boiled in a stew." Shel Silverstein
     
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    #905 teresa wood, May 22, 2014
    Eeewww!
     
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    #906 teresa wood, May 22, 2014
    The best way to say Thank You is a BIG LICK on the face:D
     
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    #907 Dave.0, May 22, 2014
    I heard this the other day while standing inline at a fast food restaurant when a lady was being rude to the cashier.

    "I will have you know I have a College degree, So again would you like fries with your order?"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #908 DryMartini, May 23, 2014
    Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.
    - King Henry VIII 1519
     
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    #909 DneprDave, May 23, 2014
    Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
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    #910 ScottinBend, May 23, 2014
    Seen on a sign in a cubicle......

    Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
     
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    #911 ScottinBend, May 25, 2014
    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
     
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    #912 Friskie, May 25, 2014
    Lazy is an acquired skill and I'd be glad to give seminars if I didn't have to get up and do sumptin'.
     
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    #913 DryMartini, May 26, 2014
    I can always NOT do something.
     
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    #914 ScottinBend, May 26, 2014
    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
     
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    #915 ScottinBend, May 27, 2014
    My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
     
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    #916 Friskie, May 28, 2014
    Washington Redskins drop 'Washington' from their name as being offensive to most Americans.
     
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    #917 ScottinBend, May 28, 2014
    When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
     
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    #918 Dave.0, May 29, 2014
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    That would be so awesome if they did that for real. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #919 Friskie, May 29, 2014
    But only if they did it AND explained why.
     
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    #920 Friskie, May 29, 2014
    "The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time."
    A. Lincoln
     
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