Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Seen at a local cheesecake shop... Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.

 

Good one!

 

"As Santa's workshop files for bankruptcy, Fed offers bailout in exchange for control of 'naughty and nice' list."

 

I said gray, because that was the color of the "last man standing."

 

Heard today that the Washington Redskins have finally agreed to change their name to the Foreskins.

Seems appropriate to formally recognize all the DkHeads in DC who masquerade as the leaders of our country.

 

"Thirty days hath Septober, oct and no wonder.
All the rest have thirty one except grandma and she rides a bicycle."

 

Driving in the countryside I came upon a pick up truck parked in a lot on the side of the road with a BBQ grill fired up, a big cooler nearby and a sign that said "Chicken Breasts and Beer." All I could say was "Oh Boy! Three of my favorite things!"

 

For the same reasons we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

 

Learned from my dog.....

Just stare at what you want 'till you get it.:biggrin5:

 

Eschew obfuscation.

 

Everyone know the F56 is the best MINI ever made so everyone should buy one now.

 

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result is a sure sign of insanity.