Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

And those that know what they shouldn't know protesteth too loudly when asked how they know it.

 

There is no 'I' in team but there are four in 'platitude quoting idiot'.

 

If you don't get what you want, beg.

 

Sid and Nancy said "lets make this work!"

 

If it smells good, eat it.

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

Work on that one why doncha.

 

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

-Mark Twain

 

"I am sorry did you fart or is that your breath?"

 

Bumper sticker seen today

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to yank you out of your car.

 

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn't the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn't of thought so much.

 

I got CDO.. Kind of like OCD, except with the letters arraigned in the proper order.

 

My neighbor is a dyslexic agnostic. He claims to all who will listen that there is no Dog.

 

When you really want to slap someone, do it then say "mosquito!"

 

Or, Just slap then and when they say, "Did you get it? say, "Get what?"

 

My favorite part of an orchestra concert is when all the players lurch forward to turn the page.