Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

 

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! :lol:

 

When spelling, they say you should use i before e, except after c. That's weird!!!

 

I know because Shiela told me so.

 

kittens and rainbows make great friends

 

Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married.

 

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

 

He who laughs last, thinks slowest...

 

To a small boy with a toy, everything looks like a nail

 

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

 

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

 

My favorite Churchill quote of all time:

Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your soup."

Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

 

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

 

There are three kinds of people in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.

 

Lady Astor: "Winston, you are drunk."
Churchill: "Nancy, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."

 

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

 

Laughed my a** off, now it's stuck in my head:

"I Want You To Do Me So Hard We Have To Change Church's"
Lois Griffin