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  1. Dave.0

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    #1001 Dave.0, Jun 30, 2014
    " No officer I have not driven my car today even though the car is hot and tires are heat cycled and the exhaust is making that ting-ing sound as it cools down"
    " You must have seen another really clean Chili Red MINI with a black roof, no rally stripes with tinted windows and custom wheels flying like a bat out of hell" :eek::devil::ihih::rolleyes5:
     
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    #1002 Nathan, Jun 30, 2014
    Does your own home meet all codes?
     
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    #1003 ScottinBend, Jun 30, 2014
    Of course.....I did all of the inspections!

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    #1004 Dave.0, Jun 30, 2014
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #1005 Nathan, Jun 30, 2014
    That is what worries me. :biggrin5:
     
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    #1006 Friskie, Jun 30, 2014
    ...and won as many arguments as you lost or just went pig wrestling?
     
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    #1007 ScottinBend, Jul 1, 2014
    :prrr:

    .....and I never lose an argument, I just turn away at the strategic moment.

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    #1008 Friskie, Jul 1, 2014
    Making good use of Willie Keeler's sage advice.
     
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    #1009 Nathan, Jul 2, 2014
    Things you DON’T want to hear your accountant mutter under his breath to himself….See……..I don’t understand why we’re off so much………….
     
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    #1010 ScottinBend, Jul 2, 2014
    You are making progress, even if each mistake is a new one.
     
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    #1011 Friskie, Jul 2, 2014
    The ONLY two things you don't want to hear your neurosurgeon say: "OOOPS" or "Dang, there go the piano lessons."
     
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    #1012 ScottinBend, Jul 2, 2014
    .......and "Watch this" :D
     
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    #1013 TheModFather, Jul 2, 2014
    Every day is a good day for me...

    Until I wake up anyhow. :(
     
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    #1014 Friskie, Jul 3, 2014
    "If one goes forth on the fourth with a fifth, one might not go forth on the fifth"
     
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    #1015 ScottinBend, Jul 7, 2014
    If you mix flour, water and salt you get glue.
    If you add eggs, baking powder and oil, you get cake.
    Where does the glue go?
     
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    #1016 Dave.0, Jul 7, 2014

    The glue is still in the cake and it sticks the cake on a married woman's ass.:lol:
     
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    #1017 Dave.0, Jul 7, 2014
    Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day. :lol:
     
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    #1018 Nathan, Jul 7, 2014
    Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
     
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    #1019 Firebro17, Jul 8, 2014
    I'd rather have a bottle in front if me, than to have a frontal lobotomy.
     
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    #1020 DneprDave, Jul 8, 2014
    Pigs, the only animal that we kill and then cure.
     
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