Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change....
Why do they have ear piercing while you wait? Is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick them up later?
To show I'm keeping up with the times, I no longer have "senior moments." I have "transient memory card failures."
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill a bathtub with multi colored machine tools.
Italians use better and thicker metal in their San Marzano tomato cans than in their cars. (You've got to have priorities.)
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
"I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being questioned." A Concerned Citizen