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  1. TheModFather

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    #1041 TheModFather, Jul 18, 2014
    ^^^ Or at the Dragon! :)
     
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    #1042 ScottinBend, Jul 19, 2014
    I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me......
     
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    #1043 Friskie, Jul 19, 2014
    By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
     
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    #1044 ScottinBend, Jul 20, 2014
    There are two rules for success:

    1.) Don't tell all you know.
     
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    #1045 TheModFather, Jul 20, 2014
    Do people who live in the mountains camp in the cities?
     
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    #1046 Firebro17, Jul 21, 2014
    Someday I hope to be able to have a free iPhone, like the girl in front of me this morning at the grocery store... :frown2:
     
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    #1047 ScottinBend, Jul 21, 2014
    Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge....
     
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    #1048 Dave.0, Jul 21, 2014
    Ok that needs to go on a t-Shirt. :Thumbsup::lol:
     
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    #1049 Firebro17, Jul 21, 2014
    'Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the decency to write and thank her.

    ~WC Fields
     
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    #1050 TheModFather, Jul 22, 2014
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    #1051 ScottinBend, Jul 22, 2014
    I used to be a lifeguard, but then some blue kid got me fired.
     
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    #1052 Friskie, Jul 22, 2014
    I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to your death my right to deny it.
     
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    #1053 teresa wood, Jul 23, 2014
    I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.
     
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    #1054 ScottinBend, Jul 23, 2014
    In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     
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    #1055 Friskie, Jul 23, 2014
    Hence the phrase: When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
     
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    #1056 ScottinBend, Jul 24, 2014
    They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
     
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    #1057 Friskie, Jul 25, 2014
    Brave lad, Scott...shovels and holes - shovels and holes...
     
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    #1058 DryMartini, Jul 25, 2014
    It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, clearly it has room for more wine.
     
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    #1059 Friskie, Jul 25, 2014
    It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, clearly it has room for more beer.
     
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    #1060 ScottinBend, Jul 25, 2014
    Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
     
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