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  1. ScottinBend

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    #1081 ScottinBend, Jul 31, 2014
    Remember: First you pillage, then you burn.
     
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    #1082 ScottinBend, Aug 1, 2014
    I married my wife cause she had a car and was easy. Turns out it wasn't all that easy in the car........
     
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    #1083 Nathan, Aug 1, 2014
    Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
     
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    #1084 Friskie, Aug 1, 2014
    Another day has come and gone. Not once did I use algebra.
     
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    #1085 ScottinBend, Aug 2, 2014
    When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
     
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    #1086 ScottinBend, Aug 6, 2014
    A flashlight is just a place to store dead batteries.
     
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    #1087 TheModFather, Aug 6, 2014
    When you find that YOU are the smartest person in the room...
    Stick around, stupidity is amazing to watch!
     
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    #1088 INIMINI, Aug 7, 2014
    At work I get attacked by a 67 year old grumpy old fart..."You drive like a crazy man, in-n-out of traffic, switching lanes and fast!"..."What's your problem?"

    Response: "I drive a MINI Cooper!"
     
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    #1089 ScottinBend, Aug 7, 2014
    Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?
     
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    #1090 teresa wood, Aug 8, 2014
    I tried to be normal once, I didn't like it.
     
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    #1091 Dave.0, Aug 8, 2014
    What do you do when you get to the end of Rt 1 south?

    Drink because you are in Key West DUH! :Thumbsup::beer
     
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    #1092 INIMINI, Aug 8, 2014
    Same old Fart at Work: "I can't stand MINI Coopers because they are ugly."
    My response: "If you stay in the upright position...your balls will go flat!"
     
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    #1093 ScottinBend, Aug 8, 2014
    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
     
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    #1094 ScottinBend, Aug 10, 2014
    Bigamy: one wife too many.


    Monogamy: same thing.......
     
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    #1095 ScottinBend, Aug 11, 2014
    The total intelligence on the planet is constant; the population is growing.
     
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    #1096 ScottinBend, Aug 14, 2014
    You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
     
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    #1097 Dave.0, Aug 14, 2014
    :Thumbsup: and always my favorite ... "Hang up and DRIVE"
     
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    #1098 TheModFather, Aug 14, 2014
    I prefer something a little more "COLORFUL" than that Dave...

    Quit FINGER ****ING your phone, your driving! ;)
     
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    #1099 Friskie, Aug 14, 2014
    NOBODY looks at their crotch and smiles --- PUT YOUR DANG PHONE AWAY!
     
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    #1100 ScottinBend, Aug 15, 2014
    What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?





    Polaroids.
     
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