Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q:Why do blondes love tilt steering? A:More head room Q:Why do blondes like Sunroofs? A: More legroom Q:What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A:1983 hide and go seek Champion
In these times of being correct at all cost we no longer have homeless people. They are now "Free Range Humans"
Ever notice that if you put the wrong head on an animal, it stops being an animal, and becomes... Hilarious!
{Just got this and gotta share it} A father asks his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know" he says bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "when I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."