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    #101 Dave.0, Dec 20, 2013
    A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
     
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    #102 CFMINI, Dec 21, 2013
    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
     
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    #103 Dave.0, Dec 21, 2013
    I am who I am and no ones approval is needed. :p:lol:
     
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    #104 Nathan, Dec 21, 2013
    Smile, it scares people .
     
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    #105 ScottinBend, Dec 21, 2013
    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
     
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    #106 Firebro17, Dec 21, 2013
    A day without sunshine is like, well, night...
     
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    #107 CFMINI, Dec 21, 2013
    If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
     
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    #108 Nathan, Dec 22, 2013
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
     
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    #109 ScottinBend, Dec 22, 2013
    If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
     
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    #110 Friskie, Dec 22, 2013
    If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
     
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    #111 CFMINI, Dec 23, 2013
    If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
     
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    #112 Nathan, Dec 23, 2013
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    #113 Firebro17, Dec 23, 2013
    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
     
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    #114 Dave.0, Dec 23, 2013
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    Whoever added letters to Math should be shot.
     
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    #115 eMINIparts, Dec 23, 2013
    Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
     
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    #116 Friskie, Dec 23, 2013
    The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
     
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    #117 eMINIparts, Dec 23, 2013
    Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?
     
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    #118 Dave.0, Dec 23, 2013
    If you look up redundant in a dictionary it says "see redundant" :D
     
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    #119 Firebro17, Dec 23, 2013
    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.....
     
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    #120 ScottinBend, Dec 23, 2013
    Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which pleases his wife.
     
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