Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

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  1. Dave.0

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    ^^^^ and that's why I do not go on NAM anymore. :lol:
     
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    Got a subscription expiration notice from them, NAM also stands for Not Any More.
     
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    Didn't know there was such a thing as a subscription. The only reason I'm going to stop back is to delete my stuff...
     
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    Make it easy on yourself......just get banned and all of your posts disappear!
     
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    Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know that later it will be up all night.
     
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    In this morning's email was a list of 19 curiosities. I shall share them as the days unfold. Here is number 1.

    "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
     
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    I used to wear glasses. But I was walking down the street and suddenly the prescription expired.
     
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    The upside of being banned many times. No stupid emails.
     
  10. Friskie

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    Travel complaint #2:
    "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Valletta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
     
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    I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
     
  12. Friskie

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    3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
     
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    Why is it called a Hamburger, when it is made of COW?
     
  14. ScottinBend

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    If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
     
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    My Dad grew up in Yorkshire, he knew about hamburgers from Popeye cartoons at the movies (Wimpy was always asking for hamburgers). He thought they were a special kind of ham sandwich, when he was a kid.
     
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    Don't you hate it when you offer to help someone and they say yes. :lol:
     
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    4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
     
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    I heard a great joke about time travel tomorrow.
     
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    Confucious say, "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot".
     
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