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  1. ScottinBend

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    Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
     
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    It's as useless as a snooze button on a smoke alarm.
    - J. Clarkson
     
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    "Trust everyone. Just don't trust the devil inside them."

    Sorry, I had to. :p
     
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    5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
     
  5. Dave.0

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    Nice new Avatar you added...... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
     
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    This new one is more....me :devil:
     
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    I know a guy like that and he has a Blue Mohawk. :lol:

    Savvy will agree :lol::lol:
     
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    Hahaha...if the Army allowed me to have a Mohawk, I'd have it :p
     
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    You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
     
  11. TheModFather

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    Umm, you kinda can... If they didnt change that section in AR-670-1, you are allowed a high and tight with a maximum crown length of 3 inches... They dont need to know if you spike it up while you are off post. ;)
     
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    Brother, there's only one caveat to that...I have a solar panel for the Lance machine at the top rear portion of my head...it'd be one funky looking high and tight/armyhawk...
     
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    Yeah, I could see that posing a problem!
     
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    There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
     
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    6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
     
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    When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
     
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    7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
     
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    I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said, "I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.

    I said "Oops . . ."
     
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    8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." (!!?)
     
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