If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
Umm, you kinda can... If they didnt change that section in AR-670-1, you are allowed a high and tight with a maximum crown length of 3 inches... They dont need to know if you spike it up while you are off post.
Brother, there's only one caveat to that...I have a solar panel for the Lance machine at the top rear portion of my head...it'd be one funky looking high and tight/armyhawk...
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said, "I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today. I said "Oops . . ."
