Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

 

Solution to two of the worlds problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.

 

I got a brain scan at the doctor's, they found nothing.

 

10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

 

This is a Helix shop favorite when someone is talking while others are trying to work on cars.....

"Will you Shut your big dumb head". :lol::lol::lol:

 

Army Slang: "Beat your face". Definition: "Do pushups, you!"

 

How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

 

Both are considered by most to be abnormal conditions for such things as winning a lottery, finding a vein of pure gold in your back yard or being the smartest person you know.

 

"The (insert object or small child here) was FOUND to be MISSING."

 

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

 

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

 

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh.....at yourself.

 

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

 

Let me see if I'm understanding this:
If I work for a living, I've got to pay takes to the federal government. If I don't work for a living, the government pays me.... :frown2:

 

Whenever a bird s---- on my MINI, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch...just so they know what I am capable of.

 

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."