As I've grown older, I've learned I can't please everyone all the time. But, I can usually manage to piss off just about anyone, most anytime.
15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he got shot by the woman's husband... :frown2:
'Live' might not be the appropriate verb for one or the other living conditions depending upon the condition of the individual's condition.
I'm not saying, Let's kill all the stupid people... I'm just saying, let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
...and finally (YAY!!!) 19. "My fiancé and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. - Stephen Hawking
Starkle starkle little twink, Who the he11 you are I think. I'm not under what you call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of sheep, I'm not drunk like tinkle peep. I don't know who is me yet, But the drunker I stand here The longer I get. Just give me one more drink To fill me cup, 'Cuz I got all day sober To Sunday up.