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  1. Firebro17

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    #1301 Firebro17, Oct 26, 2014
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
     
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    #1302 Dave.0, Oct 26, 2014
    Yup and friends that show up to visit them are all healthy smokers. :lol:
     
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    #1303 ScottinBend, Oct 27, 2014
    Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
     
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    #1304 Nathan, Oct 27, 2014
    Terminators should not pontificate or deliver pithy one liners to corpses.
     
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    #1305 Friskie, Oct 27, 2014
    A favorite quote from an iconic 20th century wit.
    "When the bullrushes out / And the cowslips about..."
     
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    #1306 Dave.0, Oct 28, 2014
    Here is a good one walk into any starbucks and order a coffee and when they ask for you name tell them "Bueller" and after you pay just leave. :lol:

    The barista will just keep calling your name and everyone will have a good laugh.
     
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    #1307 ScottinBend, Oct 28, 2014
    Googleheimer's

    The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was!
     
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    #1308 Nathan, Oct 28, 2014
    Not all men are fools, Some are bachelors.
     
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    #1309 ScottinBend, Oct 29, 2014
    I always wanted to be somebody, guess I should have been more specific.
     
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    #1310 ScottinBend, Oct 30, 2014
    A PBS mind in an MTV world.
     
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    #1311 Firebro17, Nov 1, 2014
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    All of us could learn a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
     
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    #1312 ScottinBend, Nov 1, 2014
    Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself.
     
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    #1313 Firebro17, Nov 2, 2014
    I turned my clocks back last night. I'm wondering if that's all that was turned back at our borders.
     
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    #1314 Friskie, Nov 2, 2014
    Everybody is somebody's weirdo.
     
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    #1315 ScottinBend, Nov 2, 2014
    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
     
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    #1316 ScottinBend, Nov 3, 2014
    A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
     
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    #1317 ScottinBend, Nov 6, 2014
    Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
     
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    #1318 Dave.0, Nov 6, 2014
    Hahahaha
     

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    #1319 Friskie, Nov 6, 2014
    Nope, the reason aliens fly right past us is because 10% of the population don't get the joke.
     
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    #1320 Nathan, Nov 6, 2014
    If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
     
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