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  1. mrntd

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    #1321 mrntd, Nov 7, 2014
    You can't buy happiness but you can buy horse power. Isn't that kind of the same thing.
     
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    #1322 Dave.0, Nov 7, 2014
    Lets take a moment to think about the little amount of effort that was used to name a "Fireplace". :confused5::idea:
     
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    #1323 Nathan, Nov 7, 2014
    About the same amount of effort went into "lean-to".
     
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    #1324 Norm03s, Nov 7, 2014
    I call my "Fireplace" hungry, it would be a lot hungrier in a lean-to with three open sides.
     
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    #1325 ScottinBend, Nov 7, 2014
    About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends
     
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    #1326 Nathan, Nov 7, 2014
    If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
     
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    #1327 ScottinBend, Nov 8, 2014
    Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
     
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    #1328 DryMartini, Nov 8, 2014
    Or the "Hot Pockets" jingle.

    (With all due credit to Jim Gaffigan.)
     
  9. ScottinBend

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    #1329 ScottinBend, Nov 11, 2014
    Stupidity should be painful.
     
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    #1330 teresa wood, Nov 12, 2014
    I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.:biggrin5:
     
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    #1331 Friskie, Nov 12, 2014
    I heard gunshots out on the street, returned fire and now the wee car looks like a colander.
     
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    #1332 minijohnson, Nov 12, 2014
    :lol::lol::lol::Thumbsup::D
     
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    #1333 ScottinBend, Nov 12, 2014
    A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
     
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    #1334 mrntd, Nov 14, 2014
    "but she's never smelt him"
    My wife commenting on my mentioning my son's new on line girl friend.
     
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    #1335 Friskie, Nov 14, 2014
    Having raised two boys (who survived to adulthood), d'accord.
     
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    #1336 ScottinBend, Nov 14, 2014
    A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
     
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    #1337 Norm03s, Nov 16, 2014
    You might be in a spin if it's where you came in.
     
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    #1338 ScottinBend, Nov 16, 2014
    Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
     
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    #1339 ScottinBend, Nov 17, 2014
    Congress: Proudly defending the status quo long after the quo has lost its status.
     
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    #1340 ScottinBend, Nov 18, 2014
    Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
     
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