Pictures seen... Please take that memory back! Nothing was in the right place, and you shouldn't have to ask a "nice lady" how she got the beans above the frank.
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.
~from the 'you never win' thread~ How many lawyers does it take to shingle a house? Four, if you slice them very thin.
H=R/E or, Happiness equals Reality divided by Expectations. A unity equation wherein H should equal 1: So, don't let Christmas promises get the best of you.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. ~Bertrand Russell~