Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

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  1. Dave.0

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    Who the knew there was a need for a "vegan strip club". :rolleyes5:
     
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    Pictures seen... Please take that memory back! Nothing was in the right place, and you shouldn't have to ask a "nice lady" how she got the beans above the frank. :(
     
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    ^^^^LMAO.....


    Well we have to do something on these cold wet days...!
     
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    Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness.


    It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.
     
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    ~from the 'you never win' thread~

    How many lawyers does it take to shingle a house?


    Four, if you slice them very thin.
     
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    Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
     
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    Is it ignorance or apathy?

    I don't know and I don't care.

    - J. Buffett
     
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    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
     
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    Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
     
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    There is no "WE" in Food. So, get away from ME.
     
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    All I want for Christmas is the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.
     
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    H=R/E or,
    Happiness equals Reality divided by Expectations.
    A unity equation wherein H should equal 1: So, don't let Christmas promises get the best of you.
     
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    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY"]Stuart Smalley's famous quote - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

    ~Bertrand Russell~
     
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    .....no problem with that here!



    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
     
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    "The trouble with quotes on the internet is you never know if they are real"


    - Abraham Lincoln
     
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    You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that's almost the same thing.
     
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    If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
     
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    Some people could use a bar of soap...

    Others need a bar of soap in a tube sock!
     

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