Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

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  1. Savvy

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    ......... with high angular velocity, abruptly stopping on their cranium.
     
  2. ScottinBend

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    All generalizations are bad.
     
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    This post is hardly worth the electrons necessary to reveal the letters.
     
  4. ScottinBend

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    Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
     
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    Is this real?
     
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    Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker.
     
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    Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
     
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    "My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant."......allegedly attributed to Dave.0



    :D
     
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    For some observations the 'Like' button just isn't sufficient.
     
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    ......as the article reads, the Hellcat requires 2 keys to operate....dumb and dumber
     
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    Its like the Veyron, the key you start it with determines the tune in the ECU... The black key is limited to 500HP, and the red key unlocks full power (707 underestimated). ;) Its really a smart system, but in this case the black key could have been limited to 200HP and this guy would have probably still wrapped it around the trees. (Just a side note; the dealer wont release the red key to the owner until after break in or the first oil change, so its safe to say this guy wasn't using the full power key.)

    Money can buy horsepower, but not the brains required to be able to use it!
     
  13. ScottinBend

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    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
     
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    It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

    OK, it's a stolen Irish song lyric from "The Oldest Swinger in Town" (no, not that sort of swinger).
     
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    Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
     
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    That's the old term, the new one is Federal Government. :lol:
     
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    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner....
     
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    I don't think we get smarter as we age. We just run out of dumb things to do.
     
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    ^^^^^ I love this one! Fit me perfectly....
     

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