In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Our old Master Chief's version of that was: "Never get in a pi$$ing contest with a skunk." Good advice that stood up well during 30 years of business...and the previous few years with a particular gunner's mate.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.