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  1. ScottinBend

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    #1421 ScottinBend, Jan 11, 2015
    If it weren't for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
     
  2. Dave.0

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    #1422 Dave.0, Jan 11, 2015
    I resolved that issue by adding a TV in the kitchen. :lol:
     
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    #1423 TheModFather, Jan 12, 2015
    "I think we used too much explosives..."

    Nobody ever says that!
     
  4. ScottinBend

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    #1424 ScottinBend, Jan 12, 2015
    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHXK2t50S-8"]Do you think you used enough dynamite - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    #1425 ScottinBend, Jan 12, 2015
    History doesn't always repeat itself, sometimes it just rhymes.
     
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    #1426 teresa wood, Jan 12, 2015
    Dear auto correct, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
     
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    #1427 Firebro17, Jan 12, 2015
    I seem to have had lots of free time on my hands lately. Emm, maybe I just for got what it is I'm supposed to be doing...
     
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    #1428 Norm03s, Jan 13, 2015
    Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
     
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    #1429 DryMartini, Jan 13, 2015
    Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

    A: Dam!
     
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    #1430 ScottinBend, Jan 13, 2015
    You know you have made it when they post a sign that says not to do something you just did.
     
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    #1431 TheModFather, Jan 13, 2015
    I've got a few "Mr. Obvious" signs out there... :D
     
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    #1432 Dave.0, Jan 13, 2015
    So all these speed limit sign are for me? :ihih::lol:
     
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    #1433 Norm03s, Jan 14, 2015
    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
     
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    #1434 DryMartini, Jan 14, 2015
    At my age, "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I went in there for!
     
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    #1435 ScottinBend, Jan 14, 2015
    Falling is just like flying, only with a more permanent destination.
     
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    #1436 DneprDave, Jan 15, 2015
    It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
     
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    #1437 ScottinBend, Jan 15, 2015
    You know what they say.....when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But no one needs to know it's spiked.
     
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    #1438 ScottinBend, Jan 16, 2015
    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
     
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    #1439 Dave.0, Jan 16, 2015
    [​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    #1440 DryMartini, Jan 19, 2015
    Last year, I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
     
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