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    It is considered good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
     
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    Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

    Groucho Marx
     
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    The hardest thing to explain to someone is how f*****g stupid they are.
     
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    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom and in water there is bacteria. (Possibly Ben Franklin, but I doubt it. True nonetheless.)
     
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    When I watch Jeopardy I always give my answers in the form of a question: How the heII could anybody know THAT?!
     
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    Man in a Restaurant: 'Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!'
    Waiter: 'Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.'
     
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    Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
     
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    A hot blonde orders a double entendre from the bartender.
    The bartender gave it to her.
     
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    University of Denver offers a marijuana law class. Since it's an advanced curriculum with a specialized topic, it will be considered a 420 level class.
     
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    Why do cows wear bells.
    Cause their horns don't work.
     
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    I took the shell off of my racing snail hoping it would go faster.
    If anything, it made him more sluggish.
     
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    And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"
    But John came in fifth , and only won a toaster.
     
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    Lots of things in life are scary... But when you see a teenage Asian girl on her phone in the big Lexus SUV doing 80 MPH next to you, and the blinker comes on... Yeah some things really are terrifying!
     
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    That doesn't sound like a 'funny saying', Mod, that sounds like a personal experience including a distinct tone of animus. If so, glad the two of you didn't meet.
     
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    How do you think the unthinkable?




    wait for it.........








    wait for it............





    With an itheberg.

    :D
     
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    If Bruce Jenner becomes a woman or Tranny will he change his name to Kardashian?
    If yes every Kardashian has a first name that begins with K.
    Does this mean he will be known as Kock Kardashian? :lol:
     

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