In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom and in water there is bacteria. (Possibly Ben Franklin, but I doubt it. True nonetheless.)
When I watch Jeopardy I always give my answers in the form of a question: How the heII could anybody know THAT?!
Man in a Restaurant: 'Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!' Waiter: 'Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.'
University of Denver offers a marijuana law class. Since it's an advanced curriculum with a specialized topic, it will be considered a 420 level class.
I took the shell off of my racing snail hoping it would go faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life" But John came in fifth , and only won a toaster.
Lots of things in life are scary... But when you see a teenage Asian girl on her phone in the big Lexus SUV doing 80 MPH next to you, and the blinker comes on... Yeah some things really are terrifying!
That doesn't sound like a 'funny saying', Mod, that sounds like a personal experience including a distinct tone of animus. If so, glad the two of you didn't meet.
For Sale: One complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes, excellent condition. $200 or best offer. No longer needed. Recently got married, wife knows everything.
If Bruce Jenner becomes a woman or Tranny will he change his name to Kardashian? If yes every Kardashian has a first name that begins with K. Does this mean he will be known as Kock Kardashian? :lol: