The sheep are on full alert at Fresno State. Seems a guy leaped the fence to have his way with one of em a couple weeks back.... He was reportedly drunk, but really!!? C-mon Man!
If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.
Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes. Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. Conclusion: a laughing smoker never dies.
"Circumcise" and "kitchen knife" should never be in the same headline, but then again, it is Florida. Police: Ocala man tried to circumcise his nephew with kitchen knife - Orlando Sentinel
Gents, with Valentine's Day just around the corner, here's something to consider when you're out shopping for that perfect bouquet for the Love of Your Life.
Someone released a set of supplementary notes on a textbook about differential calculus. It was a derivative work.
I hear this all the time and I say yeah but it's at the end of my life why it's sucks so who cares. I would have really been upset if I lost all of my 20's. :ihih::lol: