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  1. Nathan

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    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
     
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    Now that was funny. :lol:
     
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    Or a goat...






















    Just sayin... :(
     
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    Well, I guess they aren't truly "leaping" over them, either...

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    Now that's FUNNY!!!
     
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    Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.
     
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    The sheep are on full alert at Fresno State. Seems a guy leaped the fence to have his way with one of em a couple weeks back....

    He was reportedly drunk, but really!!? C-mon Man!
     

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    If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.
     
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    Someone stole my mood ring.
    I am not sure how I feel about it though.
     
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    Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes.
    Laughing increases life by 10 minutes.
    Conclusion: a laughing smoker never dies.
     
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    Gents, with Valentine's Day just around the corner, here's something to consider when you're out shopping for that perfect bouquet for the Love of Your Life.
     

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    Someone released a set of supplementary notes on a textbook about differential calculus. It was a derivative work.
     
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    Not to get too technical, but I seem to remember from basic chemistry that alcohol is a solution.
     
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    The first rule of Alzheimer's club, is don't talk about chess club.
     
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    I thought it was...

    Wait... Wut?
     
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    Taking two shots during a basketball game is not newsworthy, unless they happen to be bullets
     
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    I hear this all the time and I say yeah but it's at the end of my life why it's sucks so who cares. I would have really been upset if I lost all of my 20's. :ihih::lol:
     
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    Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?



    If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
     
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    Or a new original MINI. :nonod::lol:
     

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