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  1. Firebro17

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    Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...
     
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    I've been meaning to get back to you about that too.
     
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    I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.
     
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    My wife accused me of being immature.
    I told her to get out of my fort.
     
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    My people skills are just fine... It's my tolerance for idiots that needs some work!
     
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    How come bad luck always comes in three's, but good luck never does.
     
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    Ain't it the truth. Although, Dale Jr. would probably disagree!
     

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    Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
     
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    Also, eschew obfuscation and espouse elucidation.
     
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    And proceed "unencumbered by the thought process",
    as Click and Clack always used to say.
     
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    Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
     
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    Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I have.
    Then they call me ugly and broke.
     
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    From a syllabus of instruction for women offered by the male faculty:

    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an
    Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
     
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    How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


    Only one, they're very efficient and not very funny.
     
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    What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

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    A pool table
     
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    We lost all power in our house this morning... No internet connection, no coffee maker, garage door wouldn't open to get out and go get breakfast. So, I sat on the couch and talked to my wife for a couple hours until the lights came back on. She seems like a nice person.
     
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    #1499 Friskie, Feb 21, 2015
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    I'm skeptical about one point in that scenario. I sat down for a nice visit with my wife once. It lasted about two hours and by the time it was over I had forgotten what I was going to say.
     
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    Al Bundy sum it up perfectly......^^^^^**

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