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    #1501 Firebro17, Feb 22, 2015
    Why do I have only one bar on my phone, in my living room, and the Taliban can upload a whole video from some cave in Afganistan?!
     
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    #1502 Dave.0, Feb 24, 2015
    What if unicorns are real and we don't recognize them now because they are hairless and fat? (Rhinoceros)
     
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    #1503 Savvy, Feb 24, 2015
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    #1504 TheModFather, Feb 24, 2015
    LOL... Think he might be!
     
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    #1505 ScottinBend, Feb 24, 2015
    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?




    Just look for the fresh prints.
     
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    #1506 Firebro17, Feb 24, 2015
    Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure can muffle the sound!
     
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    #1507 Savvy, Feb 25, 2015
    [ame="http://youtu.be/9CdVTCDdEwI"]Comic Rimshot! - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    #1508 Dave.0, Feb 25, 2015
    Really? :lol:

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    #1509 Firebro17, Feb 25, 2015
    Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Priceless!
     
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    #1510 ScottinBend, Feb 25, 2015
    Kerbing is red
    Passing flags are blue
    I'd rather finish
    P1 than P2.
     
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    #1511 Nathan, Feb 25, 2015
    When you're performing an exorcism on a drunk, at least you know the vomit is real.
     
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    #1512 Firebro17, Feb 27, 2015
    I don't really approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them elected to office!
     
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    #1513 Goldsmithy, Feb 27, 2015
    IF your aunt had balls...she would be your uncle.
     
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    #1514 Firebro17, Feb 27, 2015
    How long a minute is depends on which side of a locked bathroom door you're on...
     
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    #1515 ScottinBend, Feb 27, 2015
    Having kids is like karaoke. Everyone's always trying to get you to do it, but some people just shouldn't.
     
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    #1516 Firebro17, Mar 1, 2015
    I live in my own little world but it's OK; everyone knows me here.
     
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    #1517 Friskie, Mar 1, 2015
    K-nock K-nock

    Who's there?

    Screw

    Screw who?

    No-No - whom
     
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    #1518 ScottinBend, Mar 1, 2015
    What's the difference between a fox and a pig?




    At least a half dozen Margaritas.
     
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    #1519 Firebro17, Mar 1, 2015
    Finally, the answer.
     

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    #1520 Firebro17, Mar 3, 2015
    Why is it that most nudists are people you really don't want to see naked?
     
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