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  1. DryMartini

    DryMartini New Member

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    Ain't it so. This is one of the laws of life that is as valid as any law of science.

    Another: When someone says "To tell you the truth..." They're not.
    And: When someone says "Long story made short..." It's not.
     
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    Groucho Marx said it best:
    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying all the wrong remedies.â€
     
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    I'll always tell you the truth, however my stories are seldom short.....
     
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    Infantryman, doing things right since 1774...

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    “Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French and it is all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organised by the Italians”
     
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    I think he is overcompensating just a little. :lol::lol::lol::lol:


     
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    Sometimes being retired is not very exciting. However, you can make things a bit more interesting on garbage day! Wait patiently and watch through the window...
     

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    Each hour of sitting increases the chance of heart disease by 14%. Which means you should probably move to a spot near the office defibrillator right around 4:00 in the afternoon.
     
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    Any other suggestions?
     

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    Hopefully that guy never has kids...
     
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    I showed the PU and boat fail to my co-pilot and commented that some text had to be included for the reply to post.
    She said that's silly because a picture is worth a thousand words.
    What about that, Nathan? :biggrin5:
     
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    Mm, I don't think there's a suggested fix for that level of stupidity... Although puting it in park and setting the e-brake at the top of the ramp might be the first order of prep before launching
     
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    On a flight out of Birmingham, AL I overheard the airline ticket agent ask the guy in front of me if he knew whether or not anyone put anything in his bag without his knowledge. The guy replied "No, if it was done without my knowledge, how would I know?" The agent smiled at the guy and nodded saying, "That's why we ask..."
     
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    Johnny Cash wrote a check or two, so things aren't always what they're named.

    - Floyd The Trucker
     
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    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
     
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    There is a band named 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
     
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    If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
     
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    I've got the page numbers done.
     

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