Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

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  1. Nathan

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    A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative."
    But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
     
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    Gravity is a harsh mistress. -The Tick-

    Spoon! -also The Tick-
     
  3. Nathan

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    What caused the crash?

    "He went into a corner hot and ran out of talent"
     
  5. ScottinBend

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    I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
     
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    :eek6:

    ...and I really don't want to know where he puts those Raybans!
     
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    Gravity, Thou art a heartless *****. -- Sheldon Cooper.
     
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    Our military has the Tomahawk cruise missile. We name our helicopters Apache, Blackhawk, Kiowa and Lakota. We used the term Geronimo in the killing of Osama bin Laden and object to the name of the Washington Red Skins.
     
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    I just wish people realized we name sports teams and other things after them because they were great warriors. No ones wants to be named after a wimp!
     
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    Evergreen State College's sports teams are named after a big clam, The Fightin' Geoduc's.

    (pronounced, "Gooey duck")
     
  11. ScottinBend

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    Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
     
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    Write a profound saying and your name will live forever. - Anonymous
     
  13. Nathan

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    One bright morning...
    in the middle of the night,
    two dead boys came out to fight.
    they stood back to back
    and faced each other
    drew their swords
    and shot each other.
    the deaf policeman heard the noise
    and came to kill
    those two dead boys.
    If u dont believe my story
    its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
     
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    "I see" said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer............and saw.
     
  15. Nathan

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    How to open a new restaurant in my neighborhood.

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    Kinda like "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor..." Yaahhh.
     
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    Ha.....
     

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    If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
     
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    Hmm... Didn't notice that! :)
     

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